Trump calls Yogi Adityanath and offers mediation on Chakbandi

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After offering mediation between India and China last week, today US President Donald Trump called Yogi Adityanath and offered to mediate on the Chakbandi issues in the villages of Uttar Pradesh. For the unaware, Chakbandi is the process of land consolidation in which fragmented pieces of land are rearranged into larger land holdings.
After the call got over, Trump tweeted that he is very sincere about solving the disputes among villagers and even updated his profile photo on Twitter, in which he is seen wearing Pagdi on his head. Also, he is clad in white dhoti-kurta and smoking hookah sitting in a Bamboo Mudda Chair. This chair was gifted to him by Priyanka Chopra as part of making Desi culture famous globally. Trump also said that if CM Yogi ji agrees, he will change his Twitter handle from 'RealDonaldTrump' to 'RealTauDonaldTrump'.
When a farmer in Mathura was asked about this proposal, he said that he would love to see Trump babu under the Neem Tree at his village Chaupal. A farmer from Kanpur said that he would prepare a special Paan Masala for Trump as per a secret recipe which has stayed with his family for generations. His son is an engineer and said to be working on an online tutorial which would make Trump "aatmanirbhar' enough to learn how to perfectly spit paan on the corners of the walls in the government buildings.
It would be a great opportunity for POTUS whose favorite hobby is offering mediation between hostile parties. Let's see if he can really tolerate the 'heat' in UP!

(Disclaimer: This post is only meant for satire. Not to be taken as genuine piece of news.)

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